Dave Attell

Dave Attell (born January 18, 1965) is an American stand-up comedian.


 * "Once, after doing magic mushrooms, I told my boss that I couldn’t come to work because a giant pencil was staring at me." http://web.archive.org/web/20080517081720/http://www.daveattell.com/writing.php?press_id=55 -- also in his standup routine "Skanks For The Memories".